WIN.

It could either be Wales or Windsor, I think? The royal family is the House of Windsor, and either William or Harry (or both?) used Wales as a surname in the armed services they're a part of (because of their father being the current Prince of Wales, I believe).

But I don't think last name is used, she's formally the…

wait, WHA???!?!

love and respect, Lindy. Good luck in your future endevors, and I'll be looking out for that book!

• Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all! Second-to-last Lindy West Dirt Bag ever! IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE. :((((((

NOPE.

Brass ones. HUGE brass ones. Were I living in Arizona, I'd be voting like crazy for this dude.

yeah...those lines make smart girls dumb (speaking as a smart girl...)

LOVE me some mincemeat—My Mam is from Wales, she makes mincemeat pies every year at Christmastime :)

But I draw the line at steak and kidney pie—the one and only time I had it was at a pub in South Wales and it tasted NASTY. I ended up feeding it to the seagulls (lucky for me, the adults were inside—there wasn't any…

PULL UP THOSE GODDAMN PANTS, PUNK!

(sorry. It's too damn early in the morning and there's not enough coffee in the world...)

My heart is broken. The last time I cried like this over someone famous was when John Lennon was murdered.

Yup!!!! A friend of mine is a clan rep—a whole bunch of us go out there for the weekend, camp and oogle the menfolk...

You win EVERYTHING.

I just spent a weekend at our local Highland Games. This is pertinent to my interests...

...and I'll be in my bunk...

Nope—only in the last 5-10 years have we had Popeyes. The ones closest to me are Federal Way, 72nd and I5 in Tacoma, and Sixth Ave in Tacoma...the one by JBLM in the article just opened.

and the great "Do you know who I am?"

Don't much care if you're acting like a douchecanoe...

THAT. IS. BRILLIANT.

I need this in my life...

my friend and her late husband slept in separate rooms for years, because he had to use a CPAP machine and the noise would keep her awake. Didn't mean they loved each other any less...

That is a fabulous caftan! I have a similar cotton one that is one of my dance cover-ups :) I found it on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City, of all places!