Orange Foolius 😊 That's the best one I've heard since Twitler.

Yes, if Orange Foolius’ name wasn’t the same as the name attached to all the terrible shit he’s said and done and thought, then people wouldn’t have such a low opinion of him. That’s how reputations work-if Bernie Madoff’s name was no longer Bernie Madoff, then people wouldn’t think of The Person Formerly Known as…

Once upon a time, he was notorious for forcibly kissing and groping girls at parties. On top of generally being loud, rude and crass. When I see his face, I fully appreciate the concept of a trigger warning.

Fuck him very much. I’ve had the unfortunate distinction of having spent time around him, and he is truly a garbage person.  Shocking, I know.

I just don’t get why you guys don’t link to any one of the 10 well done articles that your sister site Jalopnik did on the GM announcements today?

One of the plants that is closing is near where I live. It was one of our biggest employers after one of the local hospitals. It's going to make the economy here much, much worse. Any jobs that replace it will be at a fraction of what the GM employees were making.

Trump goes Mommie Dearest on GM: “I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt!”

The cult is led by an orange man who claims all successes and none of the failures, of course his followers are going to blame the plants’ failures on everything but Fat Donny Two Scoops. Even if you show them the balance sheet which indicates this is a reaction to the tariffs, FDTS told them not to believe what…

What percentage of the shitheads who work in the five plants that are closing who voted for Trump will admit that they fucked up and voted against their own self-interests? Is it none?

All he had to do was not resign. I’m kind of pissed that we’re sticking to this narrative of what Gillibrand did or didn’t do and ignoring what Franken did—not just grope, but quit.  He quit.  How is he not responsible even for his own resignation?

In all likelihood, Franken needed to resign anyway, but I, for one, was never happy with how Gillibrand handled it. She and Franken were both contending for being the top dog democrat and I think if she had any higher ambitions, Franken’s popularity was a real threat to that. The truth is, had it not been for this…

I too had a LOL. Nice one Rob!

And we really could have a zombie Jesus.

Next time on on the walking dead..

I was about to comment this too. A legit lol out of me... and now I want to see it!

I understand Jesus’ death is very sad for them, but it would be pretty hilarious if they stuck his body in a cave, blocked it with a big rock, and then opened it back up three days later.

I don’t feel bad for his family. They’re probably the ones that brainwashed him and made him think this was ok in the first place. This is the logical conclusion.

Fuck this guy and fuck anyone that wants to retrieve his body. I’ve been fortunate to work with a variety of indigenous communities (in strictly non-religious contexts, and sometimes in direct opposition to the local religious nutjobs) and don’t feel a shred of sympathy for anyone that supported this selfish,…

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

Same way Kashoggi was targeted. Lying is now a tool of extra legal actions. Be careful out there.