@Phyllis Nefler: Paparazzo are the new mailmen.

@VTBen: I think that George would actually be better - he was always carrying around that football.

This must be truly awful for his family, especially during this time of year.

@sir_pantsalot: Big Cheese

@Gravy: Probably, but "Cane Connection" sounds much more lurid.

@AzureTexan: Though not known for their recruiting prowess, Oregon State boasts a strong retention record for those recruits that actually take the time to visit with their Beaver.

@rulesboy: It's more in the Calvinist tradition.

@polypam: Have you had their pie?

@Basil The Bear: University of Illinois, here I come.

@Mr. Praline: I'll be careful.

@Gravy: Ain't no bleeding hearts in the house of pax, either.

@J-No: I don't follow.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Apparently, you haven't heard what the word is.

@Juancho: "There be Ninjas"

@Artie Fufkin: Dating Kyle Boller? Looks like she'll have to reevaluate that [www.foxnews.com] statement.

@Steve U: After all these years, still no match against a zealot.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: nice.

@Steve U: Added bonus points if your friends take the Tony and Elinor roles and talk so loud you can't hear the answer to your question.

"And so ends Brewer's story, about how everyone in quaint little Carroll wants to forget that one thing they'd probably forgotten until a reporter came along to remind them about it.

@TrojanBrand: People were always asking me, "did I know Fight Club quotes?"