@Quintus Horatius Flaccid: If you edited that comment for comedic effect, you win.

If you're a sports writer/ -caster covering the NFC North, the angles write themselves here: Old Man versus QB Almost Young Enough to Be Offspring; Blockbuster-signing versus Blockbuster-trade; Former Hometown Hero versus His Heir and Replacement.

"Cowboys Stadium [will] include carpeted floors (whee!)"

Look at the cheekbones and jaw-line. After he crushes our precious liberty, he'll install a brutal regime of mandatory oatmeal facial scrubs and madras pants.

@crazyjoedavola: Man, I really wanted those steak knives.

@TT-Zop: These are the new jokes. These are the Tiger jokes. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.

@StanGable: /sam sweet'd

@HockeyMountain: You just watch yourself, we're wanted men.

@This is my Star: From what I've read of "Underparenting", he'd do a better job than me.

It was yrstruly and C and Poor Tony that crewed that day and everything like that. The AM were wicked bright and us a bit sick however we scored our wake ups boosting some items at a sidewalk sale in Harvard Squar where it were warm upping and the snow coming off onnings and then later Poor Tony ran across an old…

@Chris Hanson's Axe: TBD

@sir_pantsalot: And it's still delicious.

"Perhaps your neighborhood is visited by a Hood truck, or a Mister Softee truck. I'm not one to judge."

Post DUAN! Balls Deep? that's like finding five dollars in the pocket of your least favorite suit!

@Dr Steve Brule: OPOSSUM!

@The Gizmo from Pismo: my blood hurts

Wordle? Mediaite? Green Arrows? Word Clouds?

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Dude's not bored any more.

@ScientificMapp: A bathed in light +1

@LloydCarrPoolLane:Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.