@LloydCarrPoolLane:Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

@Gourmet Spud: I know, so now fewer people will hear his haunting rendition of "Lover, You Should've Not Come Over With Your Tattoo Machine."

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@DanteCalabriasInferno: Or prayed over . . .

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Location of interview: down on the banks of the Mississippi River

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm pretty sure that recording "Don't Look Back" was the bigger crime committed down there.

You see, back in the ye olde times of the early 1990s, cyclists had to make their own calculations and decisions in the middle of a race.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: brilliant

A dick-joke that contains multiple, discreet dick-jokes therewithin. I am impressed.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: pity. definitely pity. ugh.

@paxcincinnatus: fuck me. r-o-d-d-i-c-k.

riddick is starting to waver . . .

@Youkilis on First: wanna buy a house? guaranteed investment - value will never depreciate!

@44 in a Row: Q: What is Bell's Oberon?

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: my Lions are intrigued . . .

@Blast it, Biggs: maybe a little "Rescue 911" might be appropriate too?

@Hatey McLife: He was under so much pressure, he finally kwak'd.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Half the people at the slots are in wheelchairs, pregnant women smoking and jorts galore. What a country..

Or would it just give the small teams even more incentive to hoard money and stay terrible?

@Blast it, Biggs: so much so that he told them to "step back."