@jgaugust: is this the only performance?

@CanHeHackett: i was always weirded-out by childhood related stuff in the room - kids blanket or stuffed animals. made me feel dirty, in the not good way.

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: That's the way! We gotta bring the fight to them!

@Candace Parker C Cups: It's really hampering my consumption of sports-related news

@UpstateUnderdog: dude, that would be totally awesome to see.

@Wawa: maybe, but you can be assuaged by the fact that there will be some really fresh melrose place metaphors

@Her?: find me a find

@Roto_Tudor: good to see I', not the only one who thinks it's never too early in the morning for Fidler on the Roof jokes.

wait - i'm totally irrelevant, where's my entourage of 7s?

@I_Like_Rabbits: lotta "ifs" there - at the very least they all can count on two easy wins

@Starburied: but does he finish his justification before the commercial break?

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: ladies and gentlemen! finish your drinks and tip your waitresses - the second round show is completely different than the first round show!

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: maggie will be travelling with him on all road games.

@Innings Eater: Between Stafford, Leaf, Rivers, and Cutler, I guess the key to being a highly drafted QB is to look mildly retarded.

as a Lion's fan, i haven't been this excited for a draft since we picked joey harrington.

@UkraineNotWeak: Love at the Ben Hill

@PermanentInjuredReserve: never

@Step aside, Son: You know Bill Brasky!?

@Hatey McLife: 10,000 years of beautiful tradition . . .

@greatodinsraven: who was that masked man, riding off into the sunset?