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I knew that Randy Fitzsimmons guy would screw them over one day.

Let us hope that he will write and publish this thing faster than "Smile".

The Cleveland Show has a talking train? That's awesome. Maybe it's time for a crossover with Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends.

Which one is this again? Is this the McFarlane show with the schlubby husband, his way too hot wife, his daughter, a somewhat stupid son, a supersmart son, and a talking animal?

Yes Hodor, I too am worried that a Michael Bay-directed Ninja Turtles movie will lead to a gross lack of cool ninja moves and an overreliance on shit blowing up. Then again, it's not like I was going to see this movie anyway.

Oh, I most definitely know and agree. I love Happy Endings and I don't think that show has ever had a significant story arc.

I hope there's an "Et tu, Brute?" moment in Bieber's future. One day the Beliebers will betray him, or they will defy Journey and actually stop Beliebing.

I don't understand why Will is seen as the rotten core of LG, when Diane is also a named partner. Don't they both decide which clients to take on, and what strategy they pursue in important cases? I know that Will was suspended, but I don't see how representing a known drug dealer apparently isn't really a problem

I secretly hope that Scary Movie 6 is directed by David Fincher, and that fake Jackie Robinson's line drive right into Charlies Sheen's nuts will take 40 takes. And of course, because he wants it to be as natural as possible, Sheen can't use a stuntman or protection.

A shake-up would be great, the show is definitely ready for that. It would open up many different and exciting storylines. I just hope they don't mess it up and revert everything within the first 5 episodes of season 5.

I don't think that Alicia thinks she is a bad mother because she has feelings for Will. I think she has thinks she is a bad mother, because for once she is considering putting her own needs before those of her children.

Is this show sponsored by the American Psychological Association? Because it sure seems like the babies, the parents and the viewers will be scarred for life.

It looks like something that would be used as a cutaway gag to parody terrible sitcoms, instead of an actual sitcom. It's really a shame.

While this episode did not contribute much to the overal season-arc (is there even an arc for the latter half of this season), it was so jam-packed (pun not-intended) with jokes that I'm don't even care. It was a very funny episode, and sometimes that's all I expect and want from Parks & Rec.

D'oh! Completely forgot about that, and I even read most of them.

Yes, and The Doctor would never have a northern accent even though lots of planets have a north, Rose was way too sexy even though she was supposed to be a chav, Donna was just a garish character, Amy shouldn't wear those short skirts, Daleks should only come in one colour and that is definitely not red (or white, or

Is Constructed Factual similar to Scripted Reality, or are even the BAFTAs admitting that most reality TV is fake? It's definitely a term that can be found in a Newspeak dictionary.

It is all moving a bit fast, but then again I don't have any idea of how much time has passed between each episode. The past season of Justified took place within a few weeks, but I have a feeling that at least a couple of months have passed on The Americans. If that truly is the case, it makes a bit more sense for