I see that someone got their hands on the backstory for Joan Callamezzo.

Noggers? What is his problem with eggnog aficionados?

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus I have no idea, I've only seen the trailer but based on that it could be better than dwarves eating dinner, but it's not as terrifying as a sea of sheep.

Possible solutions to "computer hell bent on destroying the world" problem that Will Smith probably won't use because blowing shit up is way cooler:
- Unplug it from the power source
- Let it play tic tac toe against itself
- Install the Irene Demova virus
- Get the reprogrammed T-800 on the case

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Don't forget the cinematic gem Black Sheep. With the insane(ly great) tagline: Get the flock out of here!

The white bread trick is something to keep in mind, thanks.

Yellow bell pepper and onions (red or yellow?) sounds like it could be delicious as well.

I'll bite.

You just got the hots for Jack Johnson? No wonder he's been singing about sitting, waiting, wishing.

New Girl is on fire. I didn't even realise how much I'd missed the show the past few weeks. I thought it was a pretty risky move to pair up Nick and Jess this season, even though it's been an obvious pairing from the start, but I love the way they are handling it. And although it's been done plenty of times before,…

What I love even more is that apparently he did get drunk off it, because his reaction to Nick presenting them with the tab was: "Take all of my money and then get out of my room."

Faramir! I hope David Wenham's character doesn't start coveting precious things that aren't his to begin with.

Next thing you know Jake Lloyd or Hayden Christensen start angling for a role and a lightsaber. 

@avclub-9a660bac43229f8105468e5777ea1cc4:disqus Around here is The Netherlands.

Perhaps you've been looking on the wrong hand all along.

Wait, is Peggy wearing a wedding ring?

Probably a good strategy, because if there's one thing I've learned from American legal dramas, it's that a well-spoken heartfelt monologue during closing arguments will always convince the jury you're innocent no matter how damning the evidence is.

Comedy Central to world: Just give me all the comedians you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried
what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of marginally talented comedians." What I said
was, "Give me all the comedians you have". Do you understand?

That final review better give us closure on Smash: The Novel. I don't think I could stand not knowing if Midge ever became a star or found her inner feminist goddess.

1. After playing Shawn's girlfriend on Psych, she's now a "tough cop" who has to solve cases with a mentally ill Will from Will & Grace on TNT.