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I can't believe I'm typing this, but the introduction of magic to Storybrooke has made some blah characters awesome again. Charming in Storybrooke is way cooler than Wimpy Whiney David, Emma actually acts like the badass she was always supposed to be, and Regina is not just evil for the sake of being evil anymore and

I can't believe I'm typing this, but the introduction of magic to Storybrooke has made some blah characters awesome again. Charming in Storybrooke is way cooler than Wimpy Whiney David, Emma actually acts like the badass she was always supposed to be, and Regina is not just evil for the sake of being evil anymore and

- Will you marry me? - [powers down] [reboots] No!
- Sam apparently does not know how to open a microwave door
- [Sasquatch appears in car window] "I don't have any change."

- Will you marry me? - [powers down] [reboots] No!
- Sam apparently does not know how to open a microwave door
- [Sasquatch appears in car window] "I don't have any change."

I actually thought that Jerry's life lesson would lead to Leslie telling Ben to take the job in Florida. That it wouldn't matter that they were separated by a couple of thousand miles, as long as they still could be in each other's lives.

I actually thought that Jerry's life lesson would lead to Leslie telling Ben to take the job in Florida. That it wouldn't matter that they were separated by a couple of thousand miles, as long as they still could be in each other's lives.

"Excuse me, I just have to file a quick report."

"Excuse me, I just have to file a quick report."

I think we need to call the Dutch version of James Cameron to raise the bar after that, because SBS reached a new low with that show.

I think we need to call the Dutch version of James Cameron to raise the bar after that, because SBS reached a new low with that show.

I guess walking the plank has just taken a new meaning.

I guess walking the plank has just taken a new meaning.

If you need outside confirmation that you're exceptional, doesn't that make you less "special" as a result?

If you need outside confirmation that you're exceptional, doesn't that make you less "special" as a result?

As a non-American, I don't have a horse in the race. I started watching during the 2nd term of George W. Bush when it looked like he would be screwing up the world, and the satire of TDS and TCR alleviated some of these worries. Nowadays I mostly watch to get a good laugh, and paraphrase my favourite Gaul at the end

As a non-American, I don't have a horse in the race. I started watching during the 2nd term of George W. Bush when it looked like he would be screwing up the world, and the satire of TDS and TCR alleviated some of these worries. Nowadays I mostly watch to get a good laugh, and paraphrase my favourite Gaul at the end

@ErikAdams:disqus  I hate to be that person, but if you're going to cover a show, at least use its proper name in this article. For the 2nd week in a row it's been printed as NTSF:SUV:SD::, whereas the show I watch for my weekly shot of copshow parody is most definitely named NTSF:SD:SUV::.

@ErikAdams:disqus  I hate to be that person, but if you're going to cover a show, at least use its proper name in this article. For the 2nd week in a row it's been printed as NTSF:SUV:SD::, whereas the show I watch for my weekly shot of copshow parody is most definitely named NTSF:SD:SUV::.

"The Turtle Dove who grows content in the nest loses his wings at dawn."

"The Turtle Dove who grows content in the nest loses his wings at dawn."