Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".

More like Regressive Field, amiright?

I was a nurse for ten years, and never hurt someone extra because I didn't like them. That's so fucking not okay. It's not like she wronged you, hurt you, stole from you, or anything. She was just a bit off. Totally unprofessional.

Okokok. So I know this isn't really appropriate because it's not a story of interruption, but I'm just so excited that I want to shout it from the rooftops.

I'll see you soon.

It's funny for a while—the costumes are right, and those Italian dudes are doing a good job at delivering their lines—

Granted, this was the only way the commercial could've remained a true parody, given that black athletes in Italy are seldom safe.

They're changing the name to "Yes, since the first iteration of R.B.I. Baseball, the RBI (or Rs.B.I., R.B.Is., whatever, the, fuck; Christ you really are insufferable assholes) has been deemed a largely misleading statistic in baseball, but fuck it, really, it's just a video game, and wRC+ Baseball just doesn't have…

I was a commenter. I also pestered Craggs a lot over email. I gave him shit about seeming to cut Grantland Rice some slack for his racism, and also about giving a commenting star (remember those dumb things?) to some guy who didn't deserve it, and also I ranted at great length in a noteworthy Gawker thread about the…

Related: We're scheduling time to film a folding demo for the site. Tom & Barry have volunteered to try their hands at it even!

What a country!

REF 1: "Alright, let's sort this shit out, I've got a 10-minute misconduct to Wilson, and game misconducts to Lecavalier and Erskine. That all?"

Hoser Hoses Hose with Hose Hookup

Brought to the legislature as the Ralph Klein Memorial Act.

Giants have selected Michael Sam (Mizz)

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

"Richard Sherman was a nonfactor on the statsheet, which meant he was everything in the game."

May the gods bless you for saying the passes were defended, instead of the ridiculous and incorrect defensed. That is all.

This would have been better than the prequels we did get.