Lucas Oil's high floor prices can be easily explained by one thing: there's a UK-UofL game in that region. Those fans would pay anything to see Cal and Pitino go at it.

cause girls dont date guys with duct tape wallets.

Can I just state the fact that I actually miss having And1 around? Coming home after school and being able to flip on ESPN2 to watch the Mixtape Tour made being a pudgy white kid on a basketball court fun.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

Hey man, change that "vs" to a "+", and just call it a party.

This is horrifying to watch, Greg. I don't think I've ever seen someone botch the start of a race so badly.

Are you 89 years old?

I kind of get the impression you saw someone using this .gif appropriately somewhere, it was a big hit and you waited for literally any opportunity to use it yourself.

A member of the Royals PR staff indicated that Penny began punching the wall on Wednesday, and finally make contact today.

Ditto. If it's going inside me, let me pick it out at least.

Plenty does not mean all or even most. Enough men are uncomfortable that it's not right to say "men don't have this problem".

I was just clarifying that REAL syrup has promethizine in it too, not just any cough syrup with codeine as your post insinuated.

Skyns! I want all the Skyn condoms! I buy up the whole shelf when CVS has a good sale.

Right? I'm allergic, too, and I buy the whole fucking stock when CVS has a sale on Skyns. God, I love those things so much.

This is the worst thing I've ever read on the internet

I'm also very glad that this particular comment is getting a lot of hits. I think this now properly validates in my mind that Missouri and kansas still are, and will always be, the most meaningful inter-state rivalry there is.

I grew up a mile from the border. What's really funny to me is that people from Missouri and Kansas are essentially identical. That being said, fuck Kansas.

uh: The Dakotas, The Carolina, AL-MS. MI-OH. WA-OR. MN-WI. TN-GA and every state that is listed as hating Texas. OOPS

Your state has ceased to exist effective July 31, 2012.