I’m all in

This is actually something I’ve wondered for a long time! Why is there no skills challenge kind of thing at the ASG? Finally settle who has the strongest outfield arm in the league! Foot races between Billy Hamilton and Dee Gordon!

Much to the chagrin of John Calipari, Willie Cauley-Stein selected the bundle of cash emoji.

Woot!

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mudiays.

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

Sure just keep telling yourself that, it’s ok. The rest of us know the truth. You’re that 1 in 5.

Spelling masturbation incorrectly is a sin. Get to a hospital immediately.

THere is only one reason folks get the plague. Sinning. More specifically masterbation.

Missouri also has towns named Lebanon, Cuba, Milan (pronounced “My lynn”), Louisiana, Pacific, and Versailles. Not to mention Troy and Sparta and, of course, Kansas City. We’re a hell of a state.

There is no khaki fetish porn.

My friend Matt and I played on a lacrosse team in Connecticut in middle school.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

OMG if I wasn’t American I would hate our team so much. Any hate towards the USWNT is well earned by the players and players alone. Just stop talking, be better sports, and continue dominating the game.

The World Cup yellow card rule is such a dumb rule. How can two yellows over four games equal the same punishment as two yellows in one game? If it was three yellows over the course of four games, I think that would make a bit more sense, but the way it is now is completely idiotic.

*Looks at Poulter’s picture*

Kyle Higashioka’s got good taste in yogawear.

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

Jolie, don't ever stop pushing.

I'm confused as to if a "whore-master's dream" is made up of good or bad smells? If, as the term would you have believe, he is a 'master of whore's, are we to assume that said whores smell bad, hence his dream if of a sweeter, more flower like scent? Or, has he grown accustomed to their smell , and his dream is…