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yeah, but you have your own kind of bbq. aren't you people happy with anything?

Fuck you. Your dystopian thunderdome of a city at least has the Tigers who can both make the playoffs AND win in the post-season. Unless you want to count Soccer, Kansas City hasn't won a playoff game in 21 years.

Came for the Kool-Aid man GIF and was not disappointed.

As a Chiefs fan, I know probably just as many Steeler fans as I do Chiefs fans in the midwest. And for whatever reason, that drives me fucking crazy.

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These fan letters are so much better than the Chargers ones from yesterday. San Diego doesn't care. KC is in a codependent abusive relationship with the Chiefs.

I went to a Chiefs game a few years ago and sat in the upper deck with my buddy and his parents, who are the nicest, most charitable people you will ever meet, and they neither drink or swear. Naturally, sitting next to us was an old guy in a 90s era Chiefs Starter jacket and his daughter, totally hammered out of…

I wonder how often they had to shave him? Those sleeveless shots must have been a real bitch. No disrespect, though, gonna miss this guy so much.

This is the one thing which everyone SHOULD get.

It took me a moment to comprehend this, and it was worth the wait.

Had to listen to "Bling-Bling" on repeat to erase this shit from my memory.

Just when I thought I couldn't dislike ESPN any more, they go and team up with Lil Wayne.

It may be RAP, but it's no POETRY

Ever attentive to detail, San Antonio hospitality also provided a silver bowl and blind barber for Mark Davis under the heading "visit to coiffure specialist."

It's a valid, thoughtful question. I, of course, never knew him, and just like every other person who saw him perform, I never saw him in any sincerely private moments. I also hesitate to do any sort of 'armchair diagnosis', but perhaps Williams was someone able to combine a remarkable talent, a gift bestowed by…

I traditionally like take all my life advice about things that are important from band members. I feel it turns out better in the end because they don't get preoccupied by distractions such as friends or women.

As someone who couldn't play a musical instrument to save his life, I'm honestly wondering how marching band involves any falling down whatsoever. Do people run into each other or trip when practicing new routines? Do the sousaphone players tie the flutists' shoelaces together? Not mocking. Truly curious.

If you were on the ground that much and losing that much skin over it while in band, then I think you were doing something wrong.

Problem is, Pouncey and his rotten little brother, have been in trouble numerous times in their short, overhyped little careers.