Ladies and gentlemen: an internet argument between two educated people. I'm imagining you both wearing top hats and monocles.

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

After the scuffle ends, Jay Cutler goes over to talk to Fuller and give him daps. Aw. Jay cares.

You know how athletes are idiots and retweet people who say things like "Hey my birthday would be the best I've ever had if I got a retweet from you?" or "It's been a tough week how bout a retweet?"

Other Class One misdemeanors in Virginia include animal cruelty, sexual battery, and aiming a firearm at someone. This is how the state regards people who drive over 80 mph.

The No-Show: In an extremely masochistic fantasy of pleasure denial, the member requests the girl turn on her cam and not spend any time in front of it while demanding he pay more for more time not seeing her.

I feel like it's probably because people have started mixing pills and booze a lot

Posting bad jokes on Deadspin.

Listen. Do not bite your goddamn toenails.

Anecdotally, white people are much bolder with authorities than other races.

Usually people who look tiny compared to Bloom find more cheerful ways to draw attention to themselves in dining establishments.

I mean, word to the bros: just because its breastaurant attire, DOES NOT make it less scuzzy.

There is no excuse for mixing up the turtle personae. Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines. Raphael is cool but rude; Michaelangelo is a party dude.

/stuck in my head since 1988

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

this...sounds familiar.

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

HONESTY HOUR!