This is by rate, not total. But you are correct! Dallas has the most incarcerated fans of any NFL team per capita.

It is SERIOUSLY one of my favorites. But I'm not going to argue which one of us is crazy ;0)

Marry me

jonathan fin

Dumb, Yes. Dumbest- Not by far. Far more likely a receiver can run behind him and strip him of the ball. He was ensuring the possession. Never a "dumbest" move.

Getting (high) like Kate Moss did

(lol)!

So WHat? I like feet, big deal

You know that scene in Goodfellas after the airport heist where Robert DeNiro tells his guys not to buy anything with the money, lest they be discovered, and then one of them runs out and buys a new pink Cadillac for his wife? That just happened in England, except with a Ferrari. And the criminal in question is a…

lol I'm CST so I just assumed 5. Oh yeah, also your cellphone and laptop camera

45 more minutes!

All of these "ex-girlfriends" have clearly been murdered

Doing too much cocaine in New Orleans. We've all been there

This looks like a god-awful game my grandmother wants me to play with her

• WAS PLAYING WITH A TOY MOTOR BOAT IN THE BATHTUB & GOT PENIS CAUGHT IN PROPELLER

In all seriousness, if byu suspended that kid for having sex with his girlfriend, does that kid who threw a punch get the death penalty? Not familiar with Mormon law.

Where do I put these again?

Ben Stiller as that weird cop guy. I forget the movie.

+1000 for fake Juggalo OKCupid profdile

Kudos to you Madam!...and typing as well; you have many talents!!