They'll slap together an NFL Films yearbook of your 3-13 team and throw enough swelling music and deeply intoned narration into it to make you think the Raiders won the damn Super Bowl that year.

+1 This is great

Lou Alcindor Rule

This lady is a PRO

cumffy coutch.

Pi I think Ohio state will. However, they will pass TCU and Baylor; not Florida State. You can't leave out an undefeated power conference team. Which is why they shouldn't release the CFP rankings every week. They're creating their own controversy. But then again, that's probably what they want..

GET OFF MY LAWN

Do people really sit and watch basketball games while recording the whole thing on their phones just to make "Vines" out of certain plays? You guys are weirdos

Mom?

I have a friend that plays drums that can actually do it perfect lol. Just heard it the other day, so funny you wrote this article

The fade route is also god-awful on Madden 97-15

*Shamefully prints Kotaku article & goes to Wal-Mart*

Ask Aaron Hernandez

Brilliant! +1

Pretty much; obviously you ignore the way too drunk guy trying to eat all of the food.But other than that, Arrowhead is very chill and social. You can't beat it! I'll be there at 9 AM. this Sunday

Awesome! Won't be eating any stadium food at Arrowhead this weekend! (Not that I ever do. Pretty much all you can eat bbq in the parking lot. Anyone who eats at KC stadiums are fools because of the great food outside of them. And there are a lot of fools!)

I liked the first two Trap House mix-tapes; but it's defiantly downhill from there

Trap or Die was awesome, i think Yo Gott's Cocaine Musik has to be up there too

That most be a female thing. I totally don't get it. I swear ny girlfriend makes up blackheads to pop!

this scares me you have this picture readily available.....