I had to see what this would look like, lol

Bad-ass.

OMG Superman somehow finds a way to go "super flare" without harming anyone so he can do human stuff (to your imagination allez!). Or maybe he needs to go undercover and because of his high energy cells can be detected if someone is looking. Or maybe he can't control it now that it's happened once and starts trying to…

I actually really like this idea. An all or nothing style attack that (if it doesn't work) means Superman could actually die. Makes it more interesting. I mean what if he fought Doomsday and tries to do that only to fail and then have to retreat? Would make stories more interesting.

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

Force = Acceleration x UMass

But when I do my mom

Unfortunately for archery's future, Anderson can't look at a woman without quivering.

SOUNDS LEGIT

And don't tell me...the complete lack of any physical evidence is just proof of the conspiracy.