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Two best hits from an online anagram solver:

That’s one tiny and awesome wrench, but I need to ask. Is it Metric or English?

Luckily this show is on a Thursday, now declared to be bonerland for me in my tv viewing habits. I was rather busy last night, so I didn’t have a chance to decompress and actually watch this or my Let’s Make a Deal reruns.

The most exciting thing about the Legends of Tomorrow casting is that the heroes will be traveling to the Cold War. I still think the time-traveling premise sounds bonkers, which I’m hoping is a good thing.

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Y’know, I’ve been thinking recently that what the world really needs right now is a gritty, grounded remake of Superman IV: The Quest For Peace.

The Martian has premiered... just not on this planet. The astronauts on the ISS managed to get the first exclusive screening of the upcoming Ridley Scott scifi movie about an astronaut who gets left behind in the vastness of space (Mars, specifically).

Zack Snyder?

I’ll trust her PHD over yours.

“Lemme guess, you got all this information after ten minutes of googling?”

“What is YOUR favorite way that Star Wars could troll audiences?”

Jar Jar Binks returns. But instead of being lame like last time, he is badass. Eye-patch, one robot arm, no more funny voices (they cut out his tongue while he was a prisoner). He’s only out for one thing, now: revenge for the devastation the Empire perpetrated on Naboo, for all of his people who were wiped out.

Michael Shannon: I am NOT Khan.

I’m more curious to see if he was actually the driver of the moving truck in Captain America: Winter Solider.

Dude if this means Shaq cameos on Arrow, I'm down.

This is vile and racist. I laughed very loudly.

The politically incorrect asshole inside is screaming “Magnegro”.

1) Have rich parents.