As internet rants go, this was pretty good

I’m so so sorry americans, I know most of you who post here probably didn’t vote for that bigot because commenting here requires you to READ.
I’m so very sorry for this awful thing that just happened, know that you have friends in Mexico (who also have a total dumbass as president).
My message to you is don’t give up…

Lindsay Adler’s response had a better twist at the end than all M. Night  Shamayalawhatever movies.

I don’t know what I’d do if someone called me “half-brilliant bastard” hahahaha, seems stressful

You wouldn’t wanna come to Tampico either, trust me.

Too many damn “hella’s”

1) We are.

Why is Sylar in the article photo?

You could have stopped at ‘IT guy here, we don’t give a shit’.
I think it pretty much applies to many other work conversations.
(IT guy here too)

Don’t forget clever titles..

God damn, she's BRAVE.
Those last words in that last question, it's.. it's ironic that I was going to say we need more people like her on the planet and she's leaving it.

Or WW forgets about this and CRUSHES HIM with super sex.

Damn you, I laughed horribly at the office