Head them off at the pass?

**Catalina update**

The Middleton sisters (when left to their own devices) insist on rimming the underside of their eyes with black kohl liner stick ala 1987. It’s awful.

Yeah, I’m a sucker for vintage looks, I’m into this.

Jesus. You know what else has “beautiful curves” to contrast with the “straight lines of the product?”

I know. I LOVE the original show. But that encore season...I made it 5 episodes and quit because I had barely laughed. It just wasn’t the same.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

This is why I reserve makeup for the 2nd date, so their expectations are realistic right off the bat.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

Cat collars are required to have a quick release so the cat doesn’t get caught and choked. Does this terrible idea of restricting your young childs neck have the same thing?

I feel like we can tell how all of these folks would dress at a Halloween party. Like, you have the girl that just throws on cat ears with a cute black dress, or the other one that’s the slutty witch, or that friend that goes completely fucking bonkers and is great. Not enough bonkers here.

Lena Dunham’s dress is way better looking up close. I really like it on her and I usually hate her red carpet choices.

It honestly should be remade as a Netflix series. AND MAKE IT LIKE THE ACTUAL BOOK PLEASE!

Why can’t we just have a faux documentary based on the book?

It’s not an unpopular opinion. It’s a ridiculous oversimplification.

....If only everyone who ended up doing hard drugs was raised in a nice, level-headed environment which engendered high amounts of self-confidence and esteem and imparted myriad stress-reduction mechanisms aside from substance abuse.

....if only.....

I think everyone should work in a hotel at least once. I feel very different about humanity.

I don’t particularly judge him for wanting to rehome. I judge him for trying to get rid of his special needs cat over twitter & then acting like a righteous asshole when he was called out on it. He should care about making sure his cat is taken care of; it was his cat. Oh and Anna Faris got a fine for abandoning a dog…

Because child abuse is funny to you? Because it was so bad she got to adopt her brother?