Aka “the cautionary tale of Gretchen Mol”

Who is going to win the Skeech Ulrich Award for “How The Hell Did They Get On This Cover?” when we look back in five years?

Melanie Lynskey is an underrated talent. She was unsettling yet sympathetic in Heavenly Creatures, and he’ll, everyone in Ever After deserves a golf clap.

Took me 5 min in photoshop:

I think that color is too bright pastel to be a head to toe outfit. It’s kind of overwhelming, even if it’s a lovely shade. At least, that’s the problem I had with it.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

Any... particular goddess?

This was my favorite look from Michelle. The hair. Everything:

I find Ruby Rose very annoying but I have to give her props because she looks fantastic

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

It looks like neoprene but it’s actually wool.

Well yeah...because she’s been unable to be in the news for making music like she used to.

Yeah, my ass bleeds for those fuck heads.

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

Pretty sure there was a few in Sydney but they shut down last year.

Word on the street is that the baby was so new they had no photos, and the sketch is a composite.

The thought of a composite sketch of a smooshed little newborn face would make me laugh if the circumstances weren’t so sad.

I feel like whoever is doing the facial prosthesis is the same person who did it for Katy’s Hillary Clinton Halloween costume and they’re kind of overrating how realistic his product looks.

Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.

Missy and Timba Aaliyah is the best Aaliyah.

I find the headline misleading. When I clicked I expected it to be that FB was refusing to remove the video for whatever reason- instead it’s people sharing, which FB can’t be privy to every post. Using “can’t GET FB” to delete implies FB is actively refusing.