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One of the best things I ever saw on the Trump-era internet was from Deadspin; producing that amalgam clip of all the Sinclair stations reading their right wing bullshit fake news propaganda.

Haha yeah, pain and lots of it...

Seriously. :(

So Deadspin’s fucked thanks to Jimmy’s inability to run a successful business. Deadspin has now had all its comments turned off and several staffers have very publicly quit after the firing yesterday.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its

Three Good Dogs I Met

I spent the last three months living in Mexico City. While I was there, I met three good dogs.

Any moron can piss on the floor. Be exceptional.

Nothing. But it still astounds me that previous politicians have had their entire legacies defined by the kind of gaffes and deliberate behavior that Trump does every single day.

What she means is that she doesn’t like how obvious they are with their hatred since it seems kind of uncouth, but she sees how helpful they can be in a pinch for helping her get somewhere with her own hatred-based platform.

My two chinchillas are beloved pets; I know that people used to make coats out of these animals, but I can barely comprehend that.

I was pulled out by Crecente here on Kotaku, way back in the day (relatively speaking; my “day” was twenty years ago now, and I was nearly an adult at that time).

It’s been a long road for all of us.  I’m just glad you’re still about.

I am so stupidly glad you made the transition here from Splinter.  Truly.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

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What I really should have posted for the Splinter staff is this...hope it is not too late!

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.