I look forward to Jay Z presenting J Lo’s Motown tribute on the Super Bowl stage.

She is such a self-righteous shit-heel. When Daniel Ortberg took over Dear Prudence, it took me a long time to even think about reading the column, because all I knew it as was “that place where Emily Yoffe calls women sluts”. She’s a complete and utter Serena Joy who is so filled with fucking malice that she’ll…

What am I missing?

I found the white bootlicker!

That Jude Law hairline is coming for him.

God I hate Rob Sheffield so much. He’s not good at writing about music, he’s not even good at pretending to care about music. His writing is the equivalent of the guy who comes up to a rock star and quotes his song lyrics at him to show what a big fan he is. It’s like the rock critic version of the Chris Farley show,…

We found Matt Groening’s burner account. 

The boomers know what they did.

You sure seem to have missed out on the past 40 years of the AV Club being 60%-80% about The Simpsons.

You could, but should you? 

“nut hatch"

yooooo, these are rad. I found these once at an eclectic store in downtown portland (hell they’re all eclectic stores in downtown portland) that sold like nice pens, soap that looked like rocks, reaaaally expensive furniture and dad and child pleasing whatsits. I don’t have an issue with germs, so i tried ‘em all.

Enjoy yourself obstructing the holes at the extreme end of it, with your other fingers, and try to get a nice fluent sound out of it.

I do not have the money for this but wish I did as it’s awesome. Instead, I use my own(free) voice to call my flock of hens...”Heeere CHEEKINS” brings all the hens to my yard.

Oh man, questionable facial hair? Lives in van? Unemployed? Sign 22-year-old me the fuck up. I can’t wait to buy him McDonald’s and lie about him to my parents.

CHILLS.

Same issue with “Beavis and Butthead.” A good thing, though, because I don’t need my husband running around repeating, “huh huh, he said balls” and the like.

I hadn’t thought of that but it looks like they have, periodically, made some seasons available (S1 is gated on MTV.com, S4 was on Amazon). Who knows.

i quite like stubbly pubes on lighter haired guys tbh, but i’m a total slut and just love ALLL the dick all the time.

I hope that smoke is her farting