I think that looks pretty good. Think I’ll watch it.

I’m old enough to remember when Sharon Tate and others were slaughtered. A friend of mine actually visited the home before it was demolished. He mentioned incredulously that the zebra rug had been dry cleaned and was back on the floor.

Getting Hilary Duff to play Sharon Tate is like using Jack in a Box as a substitute for Shake Shack.

Is this from Asylum? Isn’t Once Upon A Time In Hollywood supposed be to about this very story? Sounds like someone is trying to cash in.

I am heartened to see I was not the first one to rush to the comments to point this out.

100% correct, was confused immediately.

well damn.

I think you have the wrong J Lo video... If You Had My Love was the one with the weird surveillance cameras. I think that link just put the audio of It’s Not That Serious to the video from If You Had My Love.

And they won’t face any consequences.

Yeah, it Seema Verma weird.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

Adjectives and nouns, mostly.

“the icicles on my nose”

Those icicles on your nose? That’s snot, hon. You wrote about having a snotty nose. Nice.

Shit.

And how long do you have to be outside before an icicle forms on your nose? And, sat and watched the moon, in the AFTERNOON?

“Stumble” I could see.  How do you write poetry when you don’t know what words mean?  I’m assuming her books were either vanity press or self-published.

I hate stammering through the snow, it’s such a pain.