Oscar and Scotty are just too much. They're like the villains in a Steven Seagal movie. I'd rather watch Helen poop for twenty minutes then watch either of them shout and sneer and forebode all over the place.

I think you're watching the show incorrectly. That's not the joke. The joke is how much time and attention to detail he puts into each and every episode. Nathan would totally put that much work in just for this one half hour. If he was just going to use a professional tightrope walker to do it, he would have made that…

Denise saying goodbye to Chad was great.

I never said that.

Did Noah say he hasn't seen Whitney since the hot tub incident? So he just hasn't seen his daughter in a year?

That was mid-coitus, mid-orgasm. The "dada" seemed to take him over the edge and really poke him in the prostate.

So how many more episodes this season?

The uncensored versions are great. It makes me wonder how different the show would be if Showtime hadn't passed on it.

"it's probably not uncommon for a straight woman to overlook some major flaws in a handsome doctor."
I wasn't aware that this was something straight women are known to do. Luckily I am a gay man and am therefore impervious to the charms of handsome doctors.

That's the general consensus. I don't think anybody here thinks Scotty meant anything other than that the baby was Cole's.

It was nice to see good ol' Dime Eyes without his shirt on. He has a tendency to look perpetually hungover and bloated, so it was nice to be reminded that he probably looks really good naked.

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG??!?!?

I guess Jamal really is talented if he can write a song as banal and pandering as "We Are the World."

No, that was Carol Kane.

I spent the courtroom scenes staring at the other lawyer trying to figure out where I knew her from. I can't believe I had to look it up. It was J. Smith-Cameron who plays Janet (a.k.a. Daniel's mom) on Rectify! Duh. I guess it was the glasses that stopped me from placing her. She must go to the same LensCrafters as…

Oooooohh…….. interesting.

The limits of Alexandra Daddario's talent become more apparent to me when I can't see her luscious boobs.

They might as well give Oscar a mustache he can twirl. What a fucking dick. But it's a bit cartoonish. They should just go all the way and give him an evil laugh or his own ominous underscoring. If this was Melrose Place he would have died in the pool by now.

I wonder if Nate oils up his abs and pecs every night or just when he thinks he might be taking his shirt off in front of somebody.
And I hope Connor and Oliver didn't leave santorum all over Annalise's lecture hall table.

Emily, you smell like alcohol.