"The pilgrims offered the Indians a bunch of blankets." WTF does that even mean, Hakeem?

I hope she didn't pull out a plum.

I didn't even realize that Noah was nowhere to be found in this episode (except for his voice) until after it was over. He was not missed. Let's forget about Noah and just focus on Cole every week. That is one sexy man. Even his little beer belly is hot.

I'm willing to take one for the team and go to Buenos Aires with Max. I just want everyone to be happy.
And for the kids to die. Who would want custody of those kids?

Gagliardi and Waters on the floor was the fucking cutest thing ever. My heart and my wiener grew three sizes.

Me too, I assumed the courtyard was a standing exterior set. Not half of a set built on a soundstage. But I don't know. The magic of television.

But what was up with that set? They couldn't build a real in-ground pool so they built a large platform then cut out a hole for a little kiddie pool that looked about two feet deep.
And were things so boring behind the scenes that they had to include a subplot about Laura Leighton's business relationship with her…

I don't know. It looks like it could be a bit off-center in that photo. Like in this one: http://tuserie.com/wp-conte…

This episode was so weird. Nothing felt right. The wigs looked like shit. Even the cinematography seemed different. When the episode opened on the three lawyers talking in bond court I thought it was going to be some courtroom drama that Alicia was watching on television because it didn't look or feel like a Good Wife…

What the hell was up with that? I was just staring at her hair the entire time. Who thought that looked real or even flattering? And since when does Alicia Florrick part her hair in the center?
And Alan Cumming's wig before he got his haircut was also very obvious.
This whole episode just felt weird.

"Hey. I'm Dorothy Fuldheim. I'm redheaded. I'm a Jew. I'm short. I got a different point of view."
Best moment of the episode.

Well, I guess Alex Parrish is my new Emily Thorne.

I'd rather have a gay movie be aggressively bad so that we can at least enjoy it as camp.

Saying "I'm not homophobic btw" is a good way to make people think you might be homophobic.

YOU'RE SHITTING ME.

OH REALLY???

"Citizen Kane was shot on film. The Godfather was shot on film. All the President's Men was shot on film. Porky's was shot on film."
Holy shit. He's right! That can't be a coincidence.

Did anyone else spot Perez Hilton in the audience? He had an aisle seat (directly across from NPH's hubby I believe) so I was expecting him to participate in some bit. But he didn't. So that was one thing I liked about the show.

Dude. I knew that he's gay. I'm not headless.

Travis is gay?! I guess that explains why Channing Tatum let him dry hump his wife for a few minutes tonight. But I am shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED. If this is the last episode of the show it's probably because the Kim Davises of America are refusing to do their jobs until this show is off the air.