JAKOB WAS THE BEST.
Stupid America.

What kind of bullshit is that? You could see the shock on Burim's face when Asaf was saved. Fuck that. Watching Asaf's cha cha tonight was painful. It was like Michael Bolton on Dancing With the Stars bad. I know he is beautiful and his skin shines and probably tastes like a Werther's Original. But Jesus Christ. He…

No Happy Campers? Fuck this shit.

Someone who has the skills should make a video where they interpolate Gordon's screams for help from the stairwell with the refrain from Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box." I swear it will match up perfectly. I'm convinced that McNairy based his "Hey! Wait!" on Cobain's vocals.
OR maybe they are setting up a future episode…

Yeah, according to a couple fan sites and the Facebook page claiming to be her. And, in case you didn't already know, she of course named her child Audio Science. She's just quirky as fuck.

Why was Theresa always in oversize sweaters and skirts or that huge trench coat? I thought maybe Shannyn Sossamon was pregnant during filming, but she wasn't. And in recent photos she dresses herself like a boho Mennonite so maybe she just likes to be covered up, and apparently she is a Thelemite. I don't know if that…

I thought we were gonna see Joe's butt :(

I believe you are thinking of "Chamber of Hellos" by Wire Train?

I didn't realize this wasn't Melvin's first appearance.
I have a horrible memory.

Why not both?

As soon as Henry started walking away from Gini while still talking to her, it was obvious that he was about to get hit by a car. I wish movies and shows would find some way to set that scene without it becoming apparent what's about to happen. When we can see it coming, it just makes the trope seem all the more…

And that Beatrix Kiddo used on Buck.

Kaleido-sapphic.

omg lolololol. i totally didn't expect anyone to take what i said that way.

And then Andrea Zuckerman happened.

She was only 43? Then that means…. *punches the numbers into his Texas instrument* …that she was only 15-years-old during the filming of Can't Buy Me Love?! That doesn't seem plausible!

Yeah, I hated Mary at first. But I came to think of her as like that obnoxious aunt that you roll your eyes at but you can't help but love her because she means well.
And now I am thinking of Paula as like the new assistant manager the restaurant hired. She's nice and all but she is new here and doesn't know anything…

While I enjoyed the first season, I was totally unprepared for how stellar this season would be. It's so fucking good. And nobody I know watches it. They all have boners for True Detective.

Yeah, especially after losing Angelique last week. LGBTQ characters have a long history of being killed off. It would be pretty horrible to kill off the trans character and then the black character in quick succession.

Goddammit. Why did I click on that.
I was much happier not knowing about that.