But… is it bigger than a baby's arm?

Hey, they included the ad from 2006 featuring a young, rapping Thomas Middleditch from Silicon Valley! That's dope, yo.

Fuck this shit.

Agreed. I hope this pregnancy halts and catches fire. Abort, retry, fail! Delete delete delete! Backspace! And then if she wants, she can reload this particular program at a more convenient time in the future.

Praise the lord. Though it will only be nine episodes, which stinks. I have no idea how well the show is doing in the ratings.

I firmly believe that Nate Ruess is just a character that John Mulaney plays.

I really want to know where Mr. Chandler shops. His ensembles in this episode were on point. Such smart coats and rustic sweaters! It was like Victorian moor chic by way of GQ.
Also, Vanessa was wearing lots of pale blues and grays and wearing her hair down… It was very soft and romantic.
*Sigh* I am not looking forward…

I feel you.

YES.

I call him Dorkus Malorkus.

Always the visionary, she was awed by Piranha II: The Spawning a few years before and instinctively knew that James Cameron would someday become one of the most successful and innovative movie directors in Hollywood.

It's even hinted at in the title of the show.

I think his fragile mental state was just from being a misunderstood and failed genius and the coke thing is relatively new? Which just seems hard to buy. I mean, if his nose is gushing blood like that he's either snorting Ajax or he's been doing it up hardcore in the past year. I suppose it is too soon to know.
I'm…

Yeah, whenever we see old commercials they look like they were recorded years ago on an old VHS tape. I'm too young to remember what a commercial looked like in 1985, but they must have looked new and "modern" at the time, I guess…

Stage vs. Street? I am really hoping that when we get to the top twenty it's not just gonna be white people vs. black people. That would be hilarious and horrible. Yeesh.
A sober Paula does not make for good television. I know that Mary Murphy could be obnoxious, but I respected her opinion and her shrill shenanigans…

Are you sure about her using a body double? She's done nudity before. And it looked to me like it was all her, particularly when she was brought back to life and her sex scene with Dorian last season.

I really hope that we're at the tail end of Gordon's drug habit because I'm already rolling my eyes about it. Or maybe that vial of coke was actually just the salt shaker he keeps in his desk and his nosebleed was just his brain overflowing with computer knowledge.

Daaaamn, Sponge. You're looking pretty good there. Certainly douchey with your tank top and your pork pie hat, but that's understandable. Years of being known as the nerdy one will probably do that to you. But you are one fine ass muhfuh and you can get it.

But then look at the shit he made after his Oscar win. It's even sappier and crappier: What Dreams May Come (1998), Patch Adams (1998), Jakob the Liar (1999), and Bicentennial Man (1999). They stink! After that string of cheese he didn't star in a movie again until 2002's not-so-sappy One Hour Photo.

Amazing.