Dammit. I had almost forgotten about the Real Housewife of El Paso but she has returned and I still don't care what her name is.
But how about Sonya's lovely bare back and upper buttocks? Next week, we better see Marco's dick. Or Linder's scrotum.
Speaking of Linder, I only just tonight realized that he is played by…

I know this man! I have acted in local theater productions with him! This is the first I have heard about this. But he's a super sweet guy, and he's sexy too.

I'm watching this show to help me overcome my crippling fear of awkward social interactions.

Yup, I was worried of the same thing. I just kept cringing and thinking "Oh snap, he's about to pop off…"

Who played the drag queen? It looked like Jack Plotnick but I couldn't find a credit for him.

100%

And I loved her mentioning that the show's title doesn't usually appear until about ten minutes in, after the show has already grabbed you and has your attention. You're riveted and then all of a sudden there's the title card and you think "Oh, yeah. I guess we didn't do that yet."

This is one of the only shows that I want to go back and watch all of it from the beginning again. That sounds like a great way to hibernate. Somehow this soap-opera/procedural is more thrilling and intense than something like The Walking Dead. I love that it has somehow come this far.

Sheesh, you got time for anyone else's boner besides Teti?

They gave him a horrible and unnecessary wig.

Yes, but what about his semen?

I really thought that Gordon would come home to find Joe in bed with Donna. And then he would storm out, drive off and then run over and kill some animal.

Mmm, I love tapas.

The girls in bikinis at the end of the episode are clearly not from 1983.

True. Thank you for your honesty.

Eyes Wide Shut and American Beauty also featured boobs that year.

Is Shane Dawson still making videos? I used to hate-watch his stuff because the burning desire to punch his face helped increase my metabolism. Then he was in that awful horror movie Smiley Face and it made me happy knowing that he is a shitty actor.

If you need someone to cover SYTYCD on the regular, then I'm your guy! I am positively bursting with insight and writing skills. Seriously, guys. Call me.

No. Jizz.

Elgort, who attended LaGuardia High School Of The Performing Arts, has trained both as a dancer and pianist.