At least they don't own Fritz the cat… yet.

Oooh, yeah! I want to know too.

Totally understandable. I'm fond of Menzel but I completely get why some people can't stand her voice.

Yeah, that's some unfortunate hair.

The previous year gave us Audra McDonald's first Tony win and Sondheim's Passion, but that was also the year of Beauty and the Beast which eventually led to spectacles like Tarzan and Shrek… And that was the year of the Grease revival that really popularized stunt-casting by getting people like Rosie O'Donnell, Brooke…

He's got an enviable vibrato and proper breath support and all that, but I imagine he didn't get to where he his because of his vocals. Braying is a good descriptor. I don't want to sound like I am down on the guy, I do like him. But whenever he sings I am thinking of other people that I would rather be hearing.

Yeah, I am all about puppy dog eyed lost causes. I even have the puppy to prove it. Now I just need my own brooding, chin-dimpled Dr. Frankenstein.

I remember that. Damn, you'd think that if there are only two nominees they'd just let them share the win. Was nothing else eligible? Smokey Joe's was a fun show. It was just a jukebox musical with no story, but the songs are great and it ran for a few years. I think Sunset probably won because of it's huge staircase…

Hugh Jackman is a technically proficient singer, but he doesn't make a very pleasing sound. He is attractive though.

I think there is a way to portray that and have him be compelling to the audience. Perhaps it isn't all Carney's fault and it's just a thankless role to play. But there must be some actor that is able to convey the magnetism and charm of Gray. Carney's Gray unfortunately reminds me of a sleazy pickup artist. I find…

Ok, good. That makes me feel better about myself.

When Reeve Carney is matching wits with Eva Green, he is clearly at a disadvantage. Most actors would be, of course. Her performance is astonishing and ferocious. But, unfortunately, it also reveals the limits of Carney's ability. He is ridiculously beautiful, rather than charismatic or believable. He has mastered…

Instead of being excited about what was going to happen next, I just felt really bummed out for everybody that got fired. If what was happening with our three main characters was more compelling, I wouldn't have cared as much…
I just kept thinking of all those guys going home and having to tell their wives and family…

Amy Poehler is just so goddamned likable. I assume that's just inherent and not some improv trick she's playing on us. It can not be taught. I am now anti-Will Arnett for no reason.

Mmhmm, I know that crave.

There's lots of shitty carrot cake out there. But a delicious carrot cake is transcendent. And it's healthy too because of carrots.

That was great. And now I am really craving carrot cake. There was also cake on Fargo tonight. Somebody get me a fucking cake.

Oh, yeah! With Zach Galligan (a.k.a. the guy from Gremlins).

There was definitely a fur burger, however fleeting.

Cowboys are all about touching butts. Haven't you seen Brokeback?
And I think you've inspired my new drag name: DeLorean Gay… It's perfect.