Do you think Paul Thomas Anderson read the script with Maya Rudolph and said, "Yeah. You have to do this?"

I've always liked Local H.

I think you can still do a bit of time for swinging a fucking machete at someone, even if you don't cut them in half.

He MAY, however, pull a knife on somebody.

I once interviewed Romero on the set of "The Dark Half." He was warm and very laid-back, chuckled a lot. I remember I found it oddly disturbing that he referred to Stephen King as "Steve," and he laughed hard when I told him that parts of "Night of the Living Dead" look as casually photographed as the Zapruder film.…

It's a miracle they don't have re-position the microphone so Francesa can more clearly talk out of his ass.

I'm 54 years old, unlike pretty much everybody else commenting on this! Springsteen, maybe 25 or 30 times. I don't even know anymore.

I don't think it's "extremely offensive" that the Flintstones are smoking cigarettes. It's not like Fred groped Wilma in front of Pebbles or something. (I'm old enough to remember Funny Face, by the way. No one thought twice about it back then!)

I don't think that deserves a "ha ha"! That's perfectly acceptable as one of the highlights of someone's life!

How much CGI was needed to make Woody Harrelson seem like Marlon Brando?

I saw about 10 minutes of Battle of the Network Stars. Even the victories were agonizing.

Well, yeah. Of course.

And they both have released a few bombs.

He's drunk.

You should mention "blow jobs around the world" in there, too.

I don't think Elvis tried all that hard. If John Mellencamp could become a massive star after having been called "Johnny Cougar," Elvis, who's twice the talent, could have gotten away with it.

And if it weren't for Shrek the Third, Mike Meyers would have fallen off the planet much sooner.

I skipped all-star baseball practice to see it the day it came out in 1977. I was 14 years old. My coach would have fucking killed me had he known I lied and said I was sick! (That day was also the first time I had a Wendy's hamburger! They were SQUARE!! Can you imagine?) The first shot of the giant ship…

"Dr. Strangelove." The fucking thing is mind-blowing NOW. Can you imagine in 1964?? This was three years before "Bonnie and Clyde!" People always think the game changed much later than it really did. It just took everybody else three years to catch up with Kubrick.

"Magic" by Pilot.