I'm lousy at math so I'm just going to watch 50 good movies.

He was obviously trying to conceal his Republiboner.

The least they could do was sing "Jackie Wilson Said."

Horse shit.

A BATMAN movie??!! How do they think of this stuff??!!

That NEVER happens with the other players!

He's not. Look at the picture.

I smell tons of current Republicans.

Now that they now she'll pull in all that money, she'll be paid all that money. End of "story."

Well, I was just joking so I wasn't trying to be fair!

That's Hanson. The Hanson brothers play hockey.

And it's boring as shit to boot?

The single is practically "Paperback Writer" compared with the rest.

Yeah, it's obvious that they…um…read the reviews on Pitchfork, then…um…say the opposite. That makes total sense.

The album is beautifully recorded, and mind-numbing. The songs practically contain anti-hooks.

My wife dyes her hair.

Will he also be writing simplistic synth music for it?

It's like when McDonald's pretends their burgers are edible and makes you pay for them.

A shark chick flick.

She shouldn't be down there anyway.