Okay. Predict if it'll be good.

Why on earth would a guy choose to go from being THE top dog on Broadway to THIS?? Yeah, yeah- I know. Money. But there are tons of ways he could have proceeded to make a bunch of money. Truly bizarre.

You mean that was a joke??!

Stay tuned for the documenatry where we're all screwed.

I will! Thanks!

It's certainly been getting harder to tell lately.

Outside of three seconds of a (fake) glockenspiel, that doesn't sound REMOTELY like Springsteen.

It can also be used to describe Oliver Stone movies.

Who won??

Is that a mink on his face?

He wasn't hotter than Olivia Munn, which, given the comparison, has to count for something.

I'm listening to Selena Gomez. Just kidding. Actually, I've been listening to the Raspeberries. I've also started on the latest Roger Waters hissy fit.

That's remarkable. He's also re-not funny!

Bring a sleeping bag and enough food and water for a couple of days so you won't have to leave the arena while you wait for her.

I think that's an outtake from the first Stooges record.

I'm far more interested in Amber.

They sounded like The Band rehearsing.

Exactly.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say this will all add up to absolutely nothing whatsoever.

He would just make it more coherent.