It tastes like a glass of warm water.

What?!

Keanu reeves can't act.

Maybe they could digitally make it seem like he still gives a shit.

I'm kidding, actually. They use Mr. Blue Sky in movies and commercials constantly. (I love ELO, though. Wild West Hero is terrific.)

So far my life seems shorter than "Interstellar."

Thank God somebody finally thought to use "Mr. Blue Sky" in a movie.

112 pages can play a LOT longer than that when those pages contain big action sequences.

If this was never a comic book, I don't see how it could possibly be made into a movie!

Prince was contracted to do this himself, and it was announced with much fanfare several years ago. Then he never did it. So this is hardly as grotesque as some people are making it out to be. And I, for one, am looking forward to it.

"From wing one until his sweaty-eyed monologue at the end of the show, he says and does exactly what you would expect Guy Fieri to say and do…"

I agree. Let's bring in a bunch of people to talk out of their asses about an actual human being who was murdered. And oh yeah- wouldn't it be chilling if we got a bunch of kids to smash a watermelon while we think about the little girl getting her head smashed in??! It's useless.

He's a sociopath.

Okay, little buddy.

Yes. He's so obviously a fucking idiot it almost seems like an intentional parody of fucking idiocy.

Well, he doesn't count, then. Because he's dead.

"An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn." Not only did I pay to see it, I had to review it.

Does Bob Denver count?

That news reporter drove around for three hours looking for a goose. And she got paid.

Just look in the "Guanciale" section at Winn Dixie for your very easy-to-find guanciale. You'll need a duck for the fucking duck eggs.