I'll have eggs, bacon, sausage and crabstick. That's not got much crabstick in it.

Who hosts it now that Cimino is dead??

Hayek prepared for the movie by arguing with her billionaire husband.

Isn't that the guy from "Dirty Grandpa?"

Yeah! Pick one!

Kendall Jenner doesn't see race. She just sees money.

Now the ultimate clown is our president. That's called "progress."

If not in spats.

Not to piss you off further, but I really do think they should make it as computer animation.

Agreed. I was suprised to see him on a normally terrific show.

Actually, Willie's really good in "Barbarosa."

This is Caan's best performance.

Well, if you're starting to think, you're way ahead of him.

I wonder how the reboot of this one is going.

Well, I was in high school when it came out and laughed out-loud when I heard it. I didn't dare listen to it again for about 30 years, and when I did, I laughed out-loud again. So I guess there's that.

I would love to hear your defense of "Temporary Secretary." Fucking hell…

Alan Alda??!!

Well, they've long had a better grasp of what's cool in American culture than Americans do.

Listen, I live smack in the middle of New York City and hardly anyone gives two shits about jazz. When you go to the Village Vanguard, it's about 75% filled with Japanese tourists!

I've often wondered about John Lennon gobbling acid and anything else he could find in the drawer, then SITTING DOWN AND WRITING A BRILLIANT SONG!!! How the hell did he do it?