Gen. Buck Turgidson

No, but I can see myself doing it.

Yeah, NOW.

I, for one, never could take him.

Don't fail to miss it!

After remastering the first five or six albums, Prince's people will be releasing an 11-cd box entitled, "Mediocre Funk, Played Well."

Yes. Truth in advertising.

That must have been a pretty cheap monocle.

He planned tons of stuff with his long-time producer, Tony Visconti, that's now going to be coming out. Bowie himself was behind this,

There's a version that's got saxophones all over it. It's my favorite by far.

My porn name would be Tony Coitus. Or Gregory Pecker. Or Dick van Dick.

Many of them are aware of the ham sandwich cautionary tale.

I was not aware of the color green, and had never seen it a movie, until the Coen brothers came along.

I just watched the old TV show. That was enough.

Thank God they don't remake great movies.

What the fuck is that supposed to be about?! Beatty talks about making a Howard Hughes movie for 170 years, and he ends up with this??!

That poor, misunderstood kid.

So, in fact, he DIDN'T talk about that Gawker rumor.

He has great technical facility, copies Hitchcock in the most tasteless manner imaginable, and has made several movies that are downright stupid. Plus, he wears a safari jacket. Which is also downright stupid.

No one's mentioning if the discs are remastered. I'll often dump a couple of discs by a band I like fairly well in favor of, say, a greatest hits that sounds a whole lot better than the others. The Bee Gees greatest hits is a prime example. Why would you need any other Bee Gees album besides that one, with great…