And my mom used to instantly bring me meals. Never mind, I guess.

I predict we will all fly to work via jet packs and our meals will appear instantaneously at the push of a button. But that'll be in 25 years, not 20.

Then passes out and gets sent to the hospital.

The only problem with that idea is that it's really, really stupid.

Actually, you're completely within your rights to not love it and stay.

At least Kissinger didn't bomb him on Christmas day.

Why should she be so concerned? Afraid everybody might find out that she used to be brilliant??

"Not Lou Reed" indeed. He released pretentious horse shit for roughly the last 20 years of his life.

One episode. It's always like this, for everyone…including Colbert with his last show.

He can get that removed.

When I first moved to NYC back in 1990, I managed to sneak back to Dion's dressing room after a show at the Bottom Line. He was hanging out with another guy and was absolutely cool with me. He signed my "Bronx Blues" cd with, "Yo Paul! You're the best! Dion." It was a really special thing for me.

Dion is truly underrated. One of my favorite vocalists of all time, and he can still pull off a blues better than 99% of all living white men.

Jesus…

I did too, about half-way through the movie.

If only the movie had been directly ripped off from several blaxploitation pictures, with incongruous pop songs added for oddball effect.

I think you're way underrating both "Dead Men" and "Man with Two Brains." And I've always felt the "The Jerk" is second-rate Steve. I was a fanatic when the movie was released and clearly remember being disappointed while leaving the theater.

I hear he's going to move a facial muscle in this role.

"Heartattack and Vine"

I was a kid when Knievel was at the peak of his fame. He is absolutely unique in the history of American celebrity because he was famous for failing. I honestly believe, had he figured out how to land all those jumps, he would have been a blip on the pop culture radar. But he crashed, both elaborately and a lot,…

This is almost unprecedented, at least in a public forum. It's hard to watch.