He almost does at a couple of points.

Billy Bob Thornton is a DICK in that interview. I would have stepped across and slapped him in the fucking mouth. I refuse to watch him in a movie after that childish horse shit.

That Letterman interview of Phoenix was nothing to cringe at. It was fucking brilliant.

I rank it number 1 out of Dylan's albums, just a nose ahead of "Highway 61 Revisited." Then I have "John Wesley Harding" before "Blonde on Blonde," because I'm crazy, I guess.

"very little meat"

I fully believe critics should be allowed to say that Nic Cage gives ridiculous performances and is also shit-crazy.

Yeah, I didn't get that either.

You need to start calling this column "We Dare You to Watch This."

Seems like a bunch of guys getting pissed off and shouting about it for a couple of years would make for a great movie.

Sample dialogue: "Bippity-bippity-bippity-Mindy." "Bippity-boppity-boppity-boppity-boyfriend." "Bippity-boppity-boppity-bippity-new diet." "Boppity-bippity-boppity-bippity-Mindy."

Since when do you guys actually cover a good movie?

I wonder if DiCaprio will look like he's wearing his dad's suit at any point in the movie.

Then I'm going to not give a shit exclusively through Tidal.

I wonder if they're going to give him the freedom to be visually incoherent.

Yes, but his nun character was named "Sister Mary Mengele," which was the best joke in the movie.

It would make me happy if I were doing it.

If only there were less of a decent chance for more of "The Goldbergs." Did anybody ask him about that?

That's because Lauer is the monkey.

It can also be some things. I think.

Agreed.