I’m 40, and I want this poster in my bedroom so badly.

The most amazing thing you can say about LeBron’s performance? He was so incredible that nobody has mentioned or noticed that Kevin Love was phenomenal.

Yes Ronaldo was offside on the first goal, although the picture makes it look worse than it was.... an instant after the ball is played the defender at the bottom of the screen has already run behind Ronaldo, putting him in an onside position. Offside? Yes, but calling it an “obvious missed call” is misleading.

The salty tears of Chicago fans’ unfathomable sadness is getting me through this preds induced work hangover.

Indian River is a good team. They hit well. They pitch well. They field well. The only problem is they never seem to perform well in close games. It’s like they tighten up or something. I wish I could come up with a better way to describe it.

You do it for meme.

It used to be “team,” but then they cut him.

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Michigan people absolutely love this man. I’m going to defer to them.

Now that’s a Hot-N-Ready take!

Imagine Salem Media converting all their sites into operatives seeking to take down a Democrat ruler like Obama or Hillary. How far away would the shrieks of outrage be heard - Pluto, the next galaxy over or the far side of the Universe?

He was fired up because he was losing and running out of time.

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.

My buddy, who is originally from Liverpool, was in town for this weekend. I’m not a soccer fan in the slightest but I did watch (and crack open a few beers too) the Liverpool/ManU game with him on Sunday. I was basically amazed at just how much the EPL announcers on NBCSN just let the game breath and don’t feel the…

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

+1 standard deviation

“It’s interesting how all of the Trump voters have practically disappeared from the comment sections. Fucking cowards.”

#MAGA
#ignorecrybabies
#skyisnotfalling

I voted for Trump. What do you want us to say, “grow up and stop your crying?” I didn’t think so, so as we have for the year leading up to the election we’ll probably remain silent and just laugh to ourselves at your meltdowns.