Call me specieist but I don’t trust anything with square pupils. Not goats, not sheep, and not Bender.

customers stuck in the store because they didn’t want to be seen leaving Fantasy Island,

Oh boy it’s amazing how fucking bent out of shape you folks get if someone dare criticize your beloved properties. You don’t find this kind of insane reactionary vitriol in literally ANY other discussion forum on this site.

That’s more like it. More momentum at the end, combined with a centralized impact point for greater damage. Requires more control and finesse. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.

Stoned or not, in-character all the time or not, Wesley Snipes was the least of Blade III’s problems.

The Sting is one of those films where absolutely everything - from casting and screenplay down to score, costumes, and set design - comes together perfectly. While Newman and Redford are undoubtedly the stars, everyone is at the top of their game, and it’s almost impossible to imagine any of the roles played by…

...so what you’re saying is a movie called “Tarantula” should be on a list called “UNEXPECTED Cinematic Spider Invasions”?

D’oh! Should’ve scrolled down, I just went off on how creepy Cole is above. 

Is it Splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad?

YES to this. I’m a huge SCTV fan and I would love to see a Scorsese special on SCTV.

Trivia for the day:

Eh, I still love Rogue One and Solo has grown on me. It’s not nearly as bad as folk say it is, but I also forced myself to watch it a second time and that’s what changed my mind. So let’s go with “better than 6 of 11 movies”.

BONG

Kurt Russel conducting blood tests with a flamethrower while his co-workers are tied to a couch may be my favorite horror film scene of all time.

This reminds of that Italian song that is made to sound like English with an american accent. The song is all gibberish, but it’s amazing how well it works, or how much it does sound like an american singing English.

Every time I see a photo of Cleavon Little, I get sad all over again. He died just too damn soon.

The HBO CEO of Tits is rolling in his grave

He’s been golfing.