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Nothing can be done.
He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed.
“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”
“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”
As rich person hobbies go, horses are one of the riskier and more complicated ones. Horses are expensive and cool,…
After a terrifying two years of rapidly increasing traffic-related fatalities, the number of people killed in…
Mahomes has a good shot to get the Chiefs back to the AFCCG so they can lose due to Andy Reid’s shitty clock management skills
Unusual, cool, a bit scary and very French — all at once.
Eat the rich.
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Have your eye on a set of nice summer tires but don’t know the pros and cons of each? There’s “ultra high…
If i were buying a Tesla, i would opt for the All-Weather package, unlike these two cheapskates.
I used to believe in Karma, but then Richard Rawlings crashed and was uninjured.
What’s amusing about this is if you get a look at most Americans, it’s incredibly obvious they’re not active people, despite the hashtags and plastic cladding on their fenders.
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Ahh, it’s the old Mr. Sparkle-uh ad agency!