What part stretches credibility? You do know that real women have been held in similar captivity for similar amounts of time, right? One of the three women rescued in September 2013 from Ariel Castro had been there for over 11 years.

Next up, the all-black-cast Ghostbusters film, Ghostbustas!
Followed by the all-surfer version, Coastbusters.
And the Food Network/SyFy crossover tie-in show, Ghostbasters.
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I think I need more coffee this morning.

That was so close to almost being nearly something like a joke, sort of. But keep swingin', slugger!

My god, "Lightning Crashes" is one of the worst things ever recorded. It is so awful, it makes the "most annoying sound" in Dumb & Dumber sound good. From the dead-ass-dull music to the worst lyrics—seriously, "her placenta falls to the floor" is as bad as it gets. Grrr….Why'd you have to remind me of that crapsong?

Blompkamp is showing himself to be the next Shyamalan: a half-trick pony.

In interviews, the B99 cast all say that Samburg is an incredible collaborator and a generous actor despite also being a producer. Like Michal J. Fox and his costars, he is leading the team from within, making sure everyone shines around him and not just grabbing the good stuff for himself. That shows on the screen,…

I'm curious, not arguing: Which one do you think is the prettiest?

So, are you saying you don't think Ellie Kemper is the prettiest of the mole women actresses? Or that you don't think Kimmy is the main character?

Well, duh. That doesn't change the fact that some of us dislike the theme song, like all such autotuned stuff.

I think Enterprise D is by far the ugliest of the Big E designs. It looks like a poorly designed inflatable pool toy. Ugly Factor 12, definitely. Full repulse power. (Remember, even Picard preferred the Stargazer over Enterprise-D.)

Silver Siren is a bigoted Tea Party troll, so a sense of humor is as foreign to him as courtesy, honesty, or facts.

It's pretty clear that you and truth are not close acquaintances. Also, what Democrats are you referring to, precisely? I'm not one, and I don't see anyone else replying as one. I see AV Clubbers sneering at your stupid comments—see, you have a history of posting similar Tea Party horse crap around here—but nobody…

I see what you mean, but I think Voyager was THE toilet-seat ship design.

M&C is one of the most rewatchable movies in decades. I recently loaned it to my 67-year-old cousin, and he reacted like a kid after seeing Star Wars—gushing about great moments and cool scenes and and and…

Hipsters? Um, yeah, no, it's not a hipster thing to enjoy TMP. Geesh, get your pre-emptive insults right. Nerd, geek, Trekkie, Trekker, Trekoid, Trek freak, goober, pedant—so many possibly accurate ones to choose from…

Making random stupid comments about President Obama isn't really an AV Club kind of thing. I think you're looking for Fox, where randomly sneering at the president is okay no matter what.

Give what a rest? Proving you wrong? Get over it. You're wrong on this.

Except that she didn't steal the plot from that film, not even remotely. Aside from someone emerging from isolation after years, there is no resemblance in any character, plot point, or concept between that film and this show.

Since we're talking about Sheldon, it's okay for me to be pedantic and point out that he would never say “picnic’s are
no picnic.” There is nothing possessive about the picnic in question, so applying the possessive apostrophe-s is inaccurate. It should, of course, read "picnics are no picnic." :)

Yes (sniffle), but that's okay, you lucky dog. (wipes a tear)