I care. So you’re wrong.

I don’t have a specific story, but my folks (who lived in England at the time), got married in ‘78 and had their first kid (me) in ‘81. In between, they had a three-liter Ford Capri. They get all misty-eyed whenever it comes up, and I think for them it’s a symbol of those halcyon days of young love before the kids…

option 4: all of the above, get banned from the track

The government can take my car from my cold dead hands.

Okay, somebody at Jalopnik needs to say something so Alissa Walker’s militant anti-car bullshit can stop getting cross-posted there.

Working on car in state of California has been known to cause cancer

Diddly doodedly done did it

The video doesn’t show it, but Hileman later said in the comments that the truck driver did after hitting the car.

I don’t know a single person who could shoot somebody for painting a public road. Take your poor stereotypes somewhere else.

Typical Subaru drivers = asshat-bro-douches.

Seriously, the Subaru crowd is probably the worst subgroup in automotive culture. Stickerbombed, hellaflush, and flat billed "illest" hats. Who would have guessed Subaru would have a worse stigma than Honda?

Maybe that's what's holding it in place.

I lol'd. You presented that situation perfectly.

@rigidjunkie: Amen to that. I keep telling people that their "crossovers" / light SUVs are just wagons that rollover easier...

My family would not fit in your car. Really? Because my wife and both boys just went on a road trip with all our camping gear in my Mini. Second would be "it is safer to drive a SUV." Really because last week I saw two SUV's that rolled multiple times and if either of them had been driving a station wagon they…