Oh yeah... I have heard that one, actually. It’s the one that sounds like “In Bloom.”

Let me be absolutely clear here: I don’t know anything about Lil Nas-X or his music. This is only the second song by him that I’ve heard. Though I find the implication that cowboys do not enjoy fresh, hot paninis to be extremely offensive.

If you’re not a part of a community and you choose to write about it, the bar to success is a lot higher and people will be a lot more critical if you get anything wrong or write in a way that seems inauthentic. In that regard, I agree with you. But I don’t think that’s necessarily a negative thing.

Wow. That’s some of the most egregious product placement I’ve ever seen. And are all this guy’s songs going to be about cowboy stuff?

Can’t Hardly Wait is mostly fine outside of Mike Dexter getting called a “fag” and everyone laughing.

It’s a nice house, but they probably got it for relatively cheap given how in the middle of nowhere it is. Less than 400k I’d imagine.

They definitely know each other in the movie and, if I’m remembering correctly, they have at least one class together. Though I could be wrong about the second one and I take your point that you may not have classes with other top students if you have an abnormally large high school. Though if you’re a potential…

That could be true. Though Nielsen ratings are just a small sample that they extrapolate from. There’s a good chance that none of your viewers at the theaters would be Nielsen viewers, in which case it wouldn’t matter.

I had Word Crossy. It’s one of those games where they give you letters and you make words out of them. It was legitimately fun.

Not that I’ve seen.

It’s nice that they let you access Kinja from the prison library. Though, alternately, one might call it cruel and unusual punishment.

1. It will make people who hated the movie heads explode

You can’t mute of fast-forward the commercials in a movie theater, so you’d think they’d prefer that.

Bush went to a super exclusive and expensive boarding prep school in the 1960s and had a very famous and powerful father. Hardly comparable to a public high school student without those kinds of connections in the 2010s.

Yeah. It was fine as character development. It just killed my suspension of disbelief.

Is it? I remember it being a bit more fluid and less solid, but I don’t remember it tasting significantly different.

I was thinking it was a unit of time. Like a Willenium.

I disagree. I think Papa John’s is the best of the three major chains and leaps and bounds above Little Caesars. Deadspin came to the same conclusion when they did their taste test.

Cool I guess, but they never stopped selling canisters of frosting, so we were fine.

Everyone in the high school being super smart and getting into the best colleges and jobs in the country was the only thing I really disliked about Booksmart. There’s no way you could go through four years of high school and not realize that a classmate was smart enough to get into effing Yale. The other characters…