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Well, now that they've stopped pretending to be spies, they can become anything now. As long as by "anything", we mean "joining the Guild Of Calamitous Intent."

The logic behind removing the old shelter must have been "This should make for some good television." Most things on the show are done with that in mind.

Well, this sort of flies in the face of my theory that the person sending all them postcards with chimpanzees is the girl after she breaks up with Mister Boom Anime Babe. She knows that talking to the self-justifying man child isn't going to get results but driving him out of his tiny mind with stationery loaded with

That has to be the clumsiest dives ever taken…..so it's baffling that Escalator didn't vote Mike out.

Me….I still think of Noth as Mike Logan…..

I wonder why he didn't simply blame the whole thing on Mallory again. That would have been the sma…oh, right. He's an idiot.

Someone needs to sit Probst down and explain to him what a dickhole he looks like bellowing the way he does.

Watch this…..next week, Blue and White collar are SHOCKED to see Nina's been booted.

Would it kill them to cast an African-American who can swim?

Well, they're not quite so clean, you could eat off of them but the high expectations they have of Lana (and disdain for pop culture) do explain a heck of a lot about her.

So reminded me of why I'm still drawn to this show. By her complete lack of self-awareness and failure to realize that she's on TV, she brings light to those dedicated to mocking these oblivious boneheads being asked to act like mutants for our amusement.

Ah, well. So this week was rather bland. Next week promises to be a barn-burner because we're finally going to see why Lana is mutating into Blaxploitation Mallory Archer. Watch her parents be so clean, you could eat off them.

It bothers me a lot but you have to understand what SHE sees when she looks at him: an irresponsible man child who runs his mouth about things she can't be bothered to care about. While he IS that, there's a good God-damned reason for it….and she's helping her play more of her stupid mind control games.

Well, Lana might have been taken a level in jerkass but she feels justified given what she sees when she looks at Archer.

Again, it doesn't really matter that at the end of the Season, the Kreiger from the first season will show up and do a really weird highlander thing because Kriegers are all pretty much alike.

Having the Clone Bruders rotate with Krieger to see who goes to work each day does make the most sense.

Well, there's another point for Regular Krieger: a shat-pants gun.

Then there was their cross-over with Backstreet Boys when I wasn't quite sure who was slumming.

Well, at least he isn't yelling "GO, TEAM ARCHER!!!!"

The end sequence was, I think, a nice foreshadowing of meeting Lana's parents and her younger and possibly hotter sister. Her need to nail him for being a dope might have a little jealousy added in for extra seasoning.