Hi, nice to meet you. I'm the 3.0 CSL. Did you know that I was the car that gave rise to the BMW M-Division, way back in 1972?

I'm admittedly curious to see if that comes to fruition. I want it to, but something makes me doubt it.

U mad, bro?

Keep in mind that the Mustang is set to be around 300 pounds lighter than the M4, though. That's a significant enough difference to make things interesting.

Let's see what you've got, twinkletoes.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Actually, she probably is.

Have you heard her speak? It's amazing.

Imagine how embarrassed the joke is.

Tall and slender, yet curvy. Elegant and smart, but able to kick absolute ass when it desires to. Sweet as the day is long, but always serious about a task. Energetic, but not frenetic. Spontaneity in spades, but always composed. Will always make you wish you could be better than you are for its sake. Sexiest accent…

You and me both.

Somewhere in the fashion districts of London, Paris, Milan, Sao Paulo, and New York City, thousands of fashion models can be heard saying, "Welcome to my world, assholes."

Take the essence of the Hellcat. Add lightness. Distill. Concentrate.

Yes I would; it may not be an exact match in terms of price of entry, but the M3, C63, and S5 are the closest things that Germany has to Mustang competitors.

At least you'd know those chicks put out.

The one that gets me where I need to go day in and day out, with no muss, fuss, drama.

"The media loves making comparisons to the Europeans to make the Americans feel good but the truth is America has never really made a direct competitor to the 911. We have no 4 seater sports coupe that ranges in price from 90k to 300k to cover every single possible segment. We make do with cars like the Z28 but cars…

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Yes and no. There are several things going here that Porsche does to invite that comparison, and several reasons why GM would make the comparison anyways. To start with, Porsche prides itself on making performance cars. They make it a point to develop 911s on tracks and make them track-capable machines, even if…

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