Having driven one, I agree with the assertion that driving one is, essentially, the ultimate digital experience. I agree that it is essentially the doctoral thesis in the field of creating the ideal Japanese performance technology. It's a road-going F-22.

You know, all those years ago, you were the first person I ever heart-clicked. This little retort is exactly why. Thanks for making me laugh on an otherwise lousy day.

In one, simple word: You.

It's somewhat better than Marek Reichmann's recent work. Not that that's saying a whole lot.

I've always thought that the Mini Clubman was one of the coolest cars around. It just big enough to actually practical for carrying something other than a box of Crayolas in the back, but still small enough to be decently quick and handle well.

They're around out west. SoCal is a fantastic place for cars to simply thrive. It's actually kind of funny; everyone makes fun of how shitty GM cars from that era used to run, comparing them to Toyotas or what not. But the honest truth is that in the ideal conditions found in SoCal, an 80s GM econobox will run poorly…

How could I, sir, how could I?

You know, you may laugh, but if you look back in what everyone seems to think is the dark ages of the American automobile, you'll find quite a few little gems that may not have looked like much, but were pretty damn hot little cars for their time, and some of them are still popular today because of their potential.…

Nothing a Cosmopolitan mind can't handle.

The Northstar V8 remains one of the most fantastically smooth V8s I've ever experienced. They had their issues if not maintained properly, and their stat sheet numbers were never stunning, but they were fantastic and very advanced engines. I've always wanted to throw one in a custom 2nd-gen Camaro.

Well done.

Wait, you mean the hunches and industry expertise of a bunch of internet twelve-year-old equivalents might be wrong? You mean that there is more to life and automotive enthusiasm than ridiculously tired "beige" insults, and "mAnUAlz and rWd foR Lyfe!!!!" comments?

Well, that sure as shit is one way to go around a track. I like this kid.

BREAKING: News anchor Jack Hass looking for new job

Are you a ladies' man? Do you have the problem of having simply far too many gorgeous women trying to jump your bones like a sack of meat? Having you been getting laid way too much? Do you feel bluntly objectified, and want to let those pesky hotties know that you just plain need a break?

I stand corrected with regards to the legal mandates on United States Navy naming conventions in the context of battleships. However, look closely through the history of that law, and you'll find some interesting little factoids. Also, note that grammar is a somewhat important skill to master. It is, after all, the…

As a member of the last generation that is capable of remembering life before the internet, I would have no problem with this.

Wrong on every count. There is no law that requires a United States battleship to be named after a state; in fact, there was a battleship that was not named after a state. The Arizona is neither commissioned nor considered to be in "active service" - in fact, she was decommissioned on December 29th, 1941 and stricken…

She got chased of the lake. By the Mimi and the Toutou. And she has to live to tell the story. If ever there were solid proof that God is a dick, this would be it.

Well, kiddo, there are lots of reasons.