I know that there are masses of wagon fans around here, but I'm not all that into big butts. Myself, I like a nice pert, tight, and petite bum. Thus, I'm digging the sedan far more than the hatchback.

Founding Father: William Whipple

Founding Father: John Hancock

Forefather: John Paul Jones (Granted, this is a stretch, but he is considered the father of the American Navy)

Because patina is earned, not bought. Experiences and stories are acquired over time, not sold wholesale up front. And, quite frankly, no one wears a shabby Saville Row suit. If you're going to spend obscene amounts of money to buy anything, then have the sense to take care of what you paid for. Material objects may…

She's a very beautiful woman; and quite honestly, someone is always going to scoff when someone is given any such title. We all have different standards and criteria. Such is the way of things.

Can she sign me next?

I saw one in black on the way home yesterday. I thought it was a good looking car in pictures as it was, but is far better in person. It definitely made me do a double take.

Shh!!!! Your wiley common sense and factual knowledge is ruining the moment!

Perhaps not as soon as yourself. You see, having a sense of humor and being able to make fun of bullshit stereotypes and other irrationalities can help an individual cope and grow as a person. Try it someday, before it's too late. Hopefully your day will be better tomorrow.

This is the Internet. Never, ever take anything on the Internet personally, or even seriously. In fact, in this case, a little appreciation of humor and fun of mocking bullshit stereotypes might have made your day a little less gloomy.

You see, in the world that we live in, there are these things called stereotypes that get thrown about as if they are of biblical importance and Gospel truth. Sometimes, it'a fun to mock those stereotypes a little bit. If you want to take it personally, that's all fine and good. But you might like life and your car a…

If truly all of those things made you so secure in yourself, then you wouldn't have made the comment to begin with. It's just a little meta humor making light of the very douchebags who try to toss about automotive stereotypes as if they are gospel truth. Work on developing a sense of humor. After all, what good is…

It's actually just a little meta humor making fun of the general stereotypes that get tossed around all the time.

Wow, two for one! Why thank you! And good lord is that Rosie a lovely woman...

On the internet, everybody is Patrick Stewart. Even Patrick Stewart.

I want to stick my babies in this.

Simple class definitions would be more than enough to prevent McLaren or Ferrari or whomever else to come in and dominate them. Just like NASCAR was specced to be cars in a certain size range, so could a series for cars like the RS6, M5, and XFR. You could also place homologation rules on entrants, something that…

Except that it's regional, like Supercars, and has virtually zero recognition outside of the region. The two largest markets in the world right now are China and North America; China could care less about racing, but to create a series like that in North America, one of the biggest markets for AMG, M, R, etc. cars…

Volkswagen Caddy: Your definition of luxury is being able to get both your chickens and your wife to the flea market at the same time as cheaply as possible.