Somebody in the American League please offer Jeter some cash and a gift bag for Yelich because we Nats fans are tired of his homerun trot.

Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

Saw that on Twitter and gave it a test run last night. It works!😊

“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”

If only the umpire hadn’t slipped on the pitch, the Rapscallions might have had a chance to boot the wobloid throught the standards to best the Kestrels. Pity.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT CURLING! HAVE AT YE!

As opposed to the Summer Olympics, where everything is running slightly different distances or swimming slightly different distances? The Winters are FAR better. They have hockey, and an event where you get to shoot things. Not to mention the Summers have nothing even remotely close to anything as badass as skeleton.…

Group A

Worth a watch for a hilarious multi-cultural version of your problem.

“Looks like there’s a case of mumps going around the Raw locker room, Brain.”

And that’s a shame.

For those less aware, the issue with The Sun is their despicable reporting of the Hillsborough disaster, where 96 Liverpool fans died because of police incompetence that took years to finally drag into the open, which put the entire blame on Liverpool fans, falsely claimed they urinated on and stole from the dead and…

A few years ago, someone applied to manage Middlesbrough FC on the strength of his Football Manager stats and his experience coaching a local u-11 team... and received a personal reply from the club’s chairman:

Never read The Sun. Great job, Wenbin.

Yes, but they also play far less games per year.

I recommend everyone attend a Japanese baseball game in person. Ever blowouts are 100% more entertaining than any MLB game snoozefest.

Grape-kun dying was sadder.

This one is getting old...Switch up those insults!