The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

The real joke is that the Macintosh brand computers they were selling were, in fact, personal computers.

I love Star Wars and want as much Star Wars as I can get. I’m a glutton for Star Wars content.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Eventually, yes. As soon as the Stockholm Syndrome victims wake up and realize there are plenty of good alternatives out here, they are screwed.

Nope, not going to do it. I’ll buy slightly cheaper phones (occasionally REALLY cheap) and not put a case on it as opposed to going out and buying the LATEST AND GREATEST!!!!!! just to slap a fat ugly case on it. OK, this is also why I don’t buy Apple phones since all of their phones are ungodly expensive, but…

It’s definitely way more Star Trek than discovery is

I know Jason Momoa is the new Aquaman, but he would make a perfect Lobo.

Close but not quite. Think of it more of a coup by wealthy slave-having landowners resentful that any portion of their wealth might not be theres in totality, and who were equally angry that Royal Treaties with First Nations people prevented from appropriating their land en-masse. So they orchestrated a coup to depose…

What space is not, and will never be, is the key to saving our species.

I was talking about the link Patrick used, in which a real math man from Berkeley tells us what’s up.

Or just stick with a damn key, not everything has to be “smart”.

I propose the belief that gun laws are impossible so we shouldn’t even try is related to what’s “deeply wrong with Americans.”

How do you comment on something that you have no clue about?

yeah and KD got 3 free throws late for kicking his leg out. What’s your point?

Yeah, it seems satire escaped many critics back then. I just rewatched (for the 900th time) Starship Troopers, another movie completely lambasted by critics who completely missed the critique of fascism that runs from beginning to end of that movie. It hammers the absurdity of our foreign policy and military…

What ended up happening was there was a mass crush and stampede. I didn’t intend to take my shoes off, but because I got trampled, I lost them at some point along with my jacket, bag, and belongings.

Since then I rarely wear flats anymore because I know in an event where I need to run, they will not stay on my feet. 

That’s all I took from this article

Did you just “Well actually” a minor detail about the awful Sonic movie?

We give computers the power to control other computers all the time. the fact that the computer happens to also incidentally make phone calls is meaningless and should not be the determining factor on determining it is a good idea or not.